About Stu and Stu-in-Flag

Stu has worn many hats over his professional career.

Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piƱa coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)

…or something like this:

The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.

Stu absolutely denies any relationship, ongoing or otherwise, with the Central Intelligence Agency. People that point to my whereabouts during the Arab Spring, Libyan revolution, or the invasions of the Crimea and the Ukraine need to find something else to ponder. The stories of speeding through the city of Frankfurt in a Mercedes during the summer 2010 have some truth to them. The taxi driver clearly understood English better then he let on, and the topic of discussion would have sounded ‘concerning.’ My interactions with the Haitian military in the summer of 1980 were brief and not terribly important. So, nothing to see there either.

No, I really did have COVID in Munich in May 2022 and stayed mostly in my hotel room. That’s why no one actually saw me for most of the week. The very nice lady at the testing booth can vouch for me. It’s not my fault that you can find her or the booth. The trip had nothing to do with the US supplying training to Ukraine’s military or following Russian operatives around Germany.